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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Its time to look your payday loans square in the eye and let them know who is boss - you are boss! YOU ARE CASH KONG! Let out your mighty roar and tell the world you will not take it any more:

You will not take online cash advances and their insanely high costs and fees!
You will not take the increasing dependence on payday cash advances just because your paychecks aren't enough!
You will not take male sacrifices - female! And they must be virginal!

We are all Cash Kong, all ruling over our small yet bountiful financial islands and we must rule with an iron fist and take down any challengers to our supremacy!

At first we thought a fast cash advance would be the weapon to help us fend off our challengers, and indeed quick payday loans did seem to fit the bill. But eventually we become weak, we become too dependent on cash advances and forget the ancient fighting skills and tactics that brought us to the level of king. We became soft, infatuated with this pretty new payday loan and we committed ourselves to its existence alone. And it brought us here, to the great debt metropolis where everyone is out to get you all the time. Love conquers all, cash advance loans don't - such is the reality that will always kill the radiant beast!