What's New Archive (July, 2005)

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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

When Cash Kong comes a-callin'

Since the Kong is a bit more emotionally unstable than most, according to his personal team of psychologists, it is better not to rile him up or make any sudden movements. Heed his call for responsible online payday advances! It cannot be guaranteed that he has taken all of his medications in a timely fashion, but you can guarantee the timely repayment of any payday advance loan that you have recently taken out or are thinking about taking out. If you have yet to bear witness to the wrath of Cash Kong, consider yourself amongst the lucky ones and keep following our advice!

How to treat a Payday Advance when you take one out on the town

There is a certain decorum one must follow when courting a beautiful payday advance. Cash Kong learned right away that the way to the heart of an online payday advance is not by grabbing them and swinging them around. They can be tough before you get to know them and admittedly a bit oversensitive if not handled properly. Payday advances call the shots, not you. Sure they will give you what you want, and they're very good at what they do, so you won't be disappointed-not right away. But, if you are not careful and watch their every move, they have been known to throw the unsuspecting into a lifetime of indentured servitude where everyday you seem to owe more than the last. The rule of thumb for Cash Kong is that they can be a good time when you take them out once or a few times at most, but they are not the kind you can take home to mom- and you should NOT attempt to develop any kind of a lasting relationship with any of them. They are not the marrying kind!

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Updating is our way...

We like to keep everything about payday advances current. We know that the industry changes and our mission is to inform the public about the dangers of inviting a Cash Kong or payday loan company into your life! Beware of online payday loans or they will take a bite out of your paycheck(s)...