http://www.cashkong.com/quick-cash-advance.html A quick cash advance is no mystery - unless you can't understand the Kong! Which we can't, so we've employed an elite group of scientists to uncover the real opinion Cash Kong has about the quick cash advance. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Can a 6 ton gorilla from time forgotten really tell us something new about the quick cash advance? Should we listen to Cash Kong? Should we analyze his grunts and see if maybe, just maybe, he is trying to tell us something? That he's trying to...warn us? Thats what the scientists at the National Institute of Payday Please, Lost Energy are trying to find out - lets see how tfar they've come, and if they can tell us anything about the quick cash advance ...from the mouth of the ape. Cash Kong says: Roaaaarrrreeeeuuuuugh! Hello, I am Doctor Rene Leon, speech pathologist and head linguist at the N.I.P. We've been working on the Cash Kong matter for months now, following his motions, his movements, monitoring every sound he makes in the process of his everyday life. We show him images, images of people applying for a quick cash advance over the Internet and from a check advance store. THrough careful analysis and conversion with hundreds of experts around the globe, I believe we've finally made a break through, and I can honestly say we are extremely close to cracking the Cash Kong Code! What the beast really says abut a quick cash advance Allow me to demonstrate. My assistant Carlo Wunderpants will lure the beast into our sound chamber with a row of genetically hugefied bananas. Thats good Carlo! Now listen - the beat will roar, and the machine will translate. - Eeeeooiuubnbgyehkeee! - " These bananas taste like Tarzan." Wonderful! The machine works! Now, to find out what Cash Kong thinks about the quick cash advance, lets just display an online advertisement, offering lets say one hour services at $20 per $100 borrowed. It displays on the monitor, and... - Ahhhh! Roooooooooo. Ugh! Ugh! - "Give me a break. Cash in less than an hour? What is this - the Vatican?" Success! Now we can begin our research and really discover the ancient quick cash advance mysteries of the age! - Roar! Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rahhh! AHHHHHHH! - "Mysteries? There is no mystery to the quick cash advance! Its just too fast! There is no way to catch it, and the taste, at first delicious, soon becomes rotten and bitter." Obviously, the beast doesn't take too kindly to the quick cash advance. But we must see why - in the name of science we must discover the deeper loathing for these speedy loans! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT