http://www.cashkong.com/payday-cash-advance.html Ahh, the awesome power of love and a payday cash advance. Even the greatest wonder in the world cannot resist the temptations of a payday cash advance. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Centuries ago, on a far away island in a sea without name in a land before Internet, Cash Kong roamed free with the winds and the birds, and he worked nights as a bellboy at a very nice bed and breakfast. One night - whilst lugging a particularly large suitcase up a flight of stairs, the handle broke on the suitcase, shattering the Faberge egg inside. In a fit of panic Cash Kong dashed out into the streets, looking for an answer. He'd spent all his money on rent and his tips for the night on ice cream sandwiches, and he wouldn't get paid for another week! He ran wild through the city looking for bottles to sell for a nickel a piece, looked in trash cans that might hold the key to his pawnshop fantasies of quick cash. He ran crazy looking for that quick financial answer to fix his broken collector's yolk until he found it, his great salvation, his muse - he found a payday cash advance. Cash Kong takes out a payday cash advance The payday cash advance was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. So easy to apply for! So easy to qualify! He had a job and that was all he needed. He took out that payday cash advance and found a better, more delicate egg to hatch and bought a new suitcase as well, just for good measure. he was voted employee of the month for his quick thinking and dedication to customer service, he took a few buddies out for a celebratory dinner - then just at the top of his triumphant wave he came tumbling down the great steps of debt. The payday advance topples the beast When payday came, Cash Kong remembered his payday cash advance and he wanted to repay the favor given to him. But he took a look at his financial picture and shivers went down his meaty spine: he'd grown dependent upon his entire income for survival he realized if he paid off his payday cash advance right away he'd probably need another one before he was paid once again. But he was a responsible Kong, and he paid the small - yet significant - roll-over fee. That was the beginning of the end. Cash Kong went mad trying to figure out ways to repay his payday cash advance and at the same time maintain his current spending habits off his current income. Weeks rolled on, he kept paying fees, and pretty soon he'd paid more in fees than the loan was actually worth- and he still had to repay that long ago balance! And he snapped, he climbed to the top of his hotel and tore at the hairs on his giant head. He bemoaned his indebtedness at the hands of his payday cash advance and vowed then and there to have his revenge and make the world know the same horrors he forever feels. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT