Payday Advances

In the steamy jungles off payday advances it takes a giant to come out of the foliage unharmed. Can you handle payday advances, or will you come crying to the feet of Cash Kong!

Payday Advances

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Translation: You'd better be extremely cautios around payday advances - Mothra thrives near costly financial aid!

Mothra exists in your payday advances

Cash Kong loves money - in his cave he keeps mountains of doubloons left over from pirate times immemorial, golden chalices form the lost city of El Dorado and marble examples from the Quin Dynasty! Never in his life did he meet a form of finance he didn't like - until he met payday advances! The day was hot, the sun burning down upon his Kong flesh and melting his desire to survive, when all of a sudden a great cloud took over the sky and cast a pulsating shadow upon the Earth - Mothra! Fully equipped with payday advances and ready to use them by any means that would hurt our gentle, magnificent beast! And the winged monstrosity attacked! look out Kong! Look out!

How lenders like Mothra give out payday advances

Mothra knew Cash Kong needed money all the time, and she knew Kong would do anything to get his hands on more. Behind her payday advances Mothra put endless scores of traps and tricks, predatory lending techniques designed to get our lovable ape into a huge hole of debt:

she made the payday advances very expensive from the get go, charging lenders' fees on top of the usual $15-$25 per $100 borrowed - and all without telling Cash Kong beforehand.
she made early repayment punishable by more fees, making his attempts at a timely repayment impossible.
She moved to withdraw her repayment before moments before the agreed upon hour - and of course the funds we're there. Kong was forced to pay bounced check fees, insufficient funds fees, and thee roll-over charge for another two weeks wrapped up in the payday advances.

What an unfair, unfortunate fight!

How Kong finally beat Mothra

But Kong was tenacious, and kept on fighting against his winged foe's attempts a making payday advances impossible. Eventually he paid off the advance in full, and Mothra flew away content with her profits. But the next time Kong took out a payday advance he waited on repayment, paid it back on the quoted day, and sent Mothra screeching in anger toward the skies of another island, defeated in her attempts at predatory lending!