http://www.cashkong.com/instant-cash-advances.html Instant cash advances are fast, too fast even for the honed reflexes of our jungle gargantuan! What in the world has the speed and strength to handle instant cash advances? en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 When we first found Cash Kong, brought him here, t the world, introducing him to our ways and mannerisms, he had a tough time of things - could not eat with a spoon, looked ridiculous in his oversized fedora. But eventually he got the hang of things, strutting around a debonaire king in a land of mites, and times were good. But there is one thing even Cash Kong cannot completely handle - instant cash advances. They still swarm and sting him like gigantic, pestering bees! Stung by instant cash advances At first it was fun for the beast and funny for everyone to watch - he'd apply for instant cash advances, would suffer through late fees and roll overs without even noticing at first, but eventually the charges and expense of his instant cash advances would become so great as to infuriate Kong and push him over the limit into a smashing, violent, primordial rage! Terrifying - yet cute. The cuteness has undoubtedly worn away. Now, whenever instant cash advances are an option, Cash Kong looks the other way, to pother options like waiting, taking out an equity mortgage against his home, anything but agreeing to terms on the dime for instant cash advances. Gorilla learn, human dumb! Why can't we all be more like Cash Kong? If we would just listen to what people are saying - even trust our own past experience with these instant financial tools - we'd know full well that instant cash advances are dangerous and there are better options which will sometimes include taking the hit and weathering out the storm on your own. But we don;t learn, we can't the temptation to apply for instant cash advances too intense, too real. We've lost our ability to listen and regard that animal anger and animosity for things which inflict pain, and we return for the whipping again, and again, and again, and again... Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT