Fast Cash Now

I want fast cash and I want fast cash now! Such are the cried of the babied Kong - where fast cash now is the mightiest pacifier.

Fast Cash Now - Laments From The Spoiled Beast

When we first brought Cash Kong out into the world, into our world, away from his ancient island lair, he knew nothing of want, nothing of begging and sobbing and throwing a fit to get his way...but he does now. Years in the cage, in chains, years of international stardom and the continual assurance that he is indeed the world's golden child - if Cash Kong wants fast cash now, Cash Kong gets fast cash, now!

Bringing the baby his fast cash now bottle

Oh, and how Cash Kong has grown in both his girth and appetite! At first the monster would ask for fast cash now , and we would be more than happy to oblige. Eat! we said, eat and be satisfied. The bigger you become, the more fast cash now you consume, the more mighty and awe-inspiring your very presence!

But the great Kong has learned! For years he's been spoon-fed, given his cash advances at the merest hint of financial want and he gets it - Give me fast cash now! he yells, and by God he gets it, time and again.

Fattening babies, flabby limbs

But it seems the baby beast has overstepped his boundaries, asked for a little too much fast cash now, and now - now he can barely move on his own. Now he absolutely needs the energetic injections from fast cash now to do anything, to pay off any bills or make any progress or headway against debt in the real world. In his homelands the great creature had to fight for survival to eat when he could and take what was given - but he was never given too much, the laws of the Jungle made it so!

And now? The jungle is gone, and the new ways of laze, ease and imbibation have taken their toll on Kong. To the point where fast cash is all he knows - is all that keeps this once mighty beast from collapsing upon himself and drowning in his own cash corpulence.